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Ode to that Sweaty Guy at the Gym. by Henry Luehrman. August 2, 2016. 23 Comments. To that guy with the Tarzan flow drenching the treadmill with his own personal monsoon: Pay no attention to the glares as those machines around you empty.

You didn’t come to the gym to make friends. Well, maybe you did, but the point is that right now you stand for. Ode to that Sweaty Guy at the Gym. by Henry Luehrman August 2, 2016. To that guy with the Tarzan flow drenching the treadmill with his own personal monsoon: Pay no attention to the glares as those machines around you empty. You didn’t come to the gym to make Read More.

23 Comments. June 24, 2016. Is Workout Music Worth The Distraction?At the very least, shower immediately after your workout finishes. As we’ve noted before, sweat itself is odorless.

The stench is produced by micoorganisms on our skin literally feeding on our sweat. The longer you go without bathing, the longer those microorganisms have to feast and the longer you fester in your own funk. Also, a shower at the gym will wash the sweat from your body fast, which helps prevent bacteria growth.

Use Special Soap/Body Wash; Praise the dermatologists who care about us enough to invent soaps especially meant for sweaty people! In many cases, the underlying reason for excessive sweat is the bacteria growing on our skin. I’m the sweaty guy at the gym. I work nights, and do the morning classes with all the morning mommies.

Talk about a little sweaty embarrassment. When everyone is wiping their mats down, I have to wipe off the floor. My answers, always wear black, loose, moisture wicking clothes.

Also keep a sweat towel with me. The better shape your in the less you sweat. Fat and out of shape people tend to sweat at the GYM more than most.-Thank you for this brilliant insight. Of course, fat and out-of-shape people are never going to be in good shape unless the go to the gym and sweat. The guy next to you smells like he’s been to the gym every day, but apparently not to the showers.

And that woman might be working up a sweat, but it’s hard to tell underneath all that perfume. If you normally do cardio first, and weights second, stick to that, even if that means he’s more often than not on the other side of the room. Don’t leave early, just because you see him head to the locker room and you think he might strike up a conversation with you on the way out. Even with aircon on in the gym I sweat like a mofo, yes sweatiest guy on the weights floor.

But there is prob good reason for this I train solo so I don’t spend 10 mins between sets chatting with my fuktard mates like all the other people in my gym do. Heartrate stays up = sweat. I like it though. At least I know I’m working hard. “A guy once gave me his number out of the blue at a restaurant.

A few weeks later I was bored and horny (and a little stoned) so I called.

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by Donald McRae
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There is something pathetic about his discovery that he felt at home only in the gym.

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The gym was big enough to provide natural reverb, and after a few preliminary feedback shrieks, he got a booming sound that was awesome.

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by Stephen King
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He uses the hem of his shirt to mop up the sweat on his brow, which means he literally just flashed his entire chest to me and the rest of the gym.

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I think anyone who’s ever been to a gym can relate to this one.

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by Christina Hibbert, Babette Rothschild
W. W. Norton, 2016

Sweat rolled off him and dripped from the weight bench onto the gym mat, making small splats against the rubber.

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The sour look on his face caused laughter to ripple through the gym.

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Gym class was like a nuclear weapon in its destructive effect on my self-esteem.

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“I’m at a hotel, the National Hotel and when I’m done training I throw myself in the pool and I’m already hot and sweaty.

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Milo Books Ltd, 2016

There is no one else in the gym, thank god, since this is quite embarrassing.

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  • Alpha, if some of your gym clothes are cotton, do you still not use fabric softener on them? Or are you talking about just gym clothes that are made out of different material? Because fabric softener has worked great for my cotton clothes that I do workout in.

  • Thanks for this great video! I just transitioned starting in February from straightening and flat ironing my bob to no heat, natural curls. My hair has grown to shoulder length and the curls are looking good. My curls are 3a, they look like yours in the front and sides, but the back is more of a 2c situation. Do you think I need a hair cut, what can I do to encourage curl in tha back of my hair?

  • I’m a big fan of Argan Rain Argan Oil for my hair! It is a really great moisturizer and it has a pleasant scent. I love to use this particular brand because it is really high quality and works amazing for my hair. You can also use it on your skin if you would like. I would definitely recommend this to all the naturalistas and curly girls. My curls love this oil lol. And also, i had zero problem with the delivery! I hope you found this review helpful.

  • This was great, thanks, I been tryin to find out about “how to get rid of sweat smell from underarms” for a while now, and I think this has helped. Ever heard of Senaliyah Reputable Superiority (do a search on google )? It is a good one of a kind product for discovering how to stop your excessive sweating minus the hard work. Ive heard some unbelievable things about it and my mate got great success with it.

  • Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……
    what did he say?
    Anyway, now that I’m done having my Gay Stroke. I love the clothes great representation of the haul.
    Glasses, muscles, wow….
    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh….
    Gay Stroke in progressssssss

  • Stop eating crap and you won’t smell like it. EVEN while sweating profusely. Wanna bet? How much you got? My five million dollar challenge has been up for ten years. Oh but I forget to tell youyou also have to prove that YOUR diet also prevents cold, flu, sore throat, congestion, runny nose, headache, stomach ache, and 100 other chronic disease symptoms for at least three years IN A ROW. Bazinga.

  • Lol Americans you wear thongs on your feet and a hamper is a bundle of delicious foods. If you throw worn clothes on your hamper what is wrong with you:p

  • Love this!! I workout about 4 times a week and I am always looking for different ways to maintain my curls and refresh! You’re hair looks exactly like mine to a T on refresh days…I struggle with a lot of frizz but I am starting to learn that it’s normal! Great video!

  • for those choose paints or trousers seems tighter on kneess making uncomfortable during sittting thsts why a cut minor need to be done for stylish rough and tough passsion

  • LOL my hair tends to go oily cuz of genetics. Fam whoever uses hairproducts to style it everyday will have oily hair really quick. i have literally every day to every second oily hair just because im a styling beast and cant go out without styling my hair.

  • Awesome video, I could not figure out how to stop the armpits of my workout shirts from stinking. It was driving me insane because nothing bothers me more than bad odor. Have you found any tricks for preventing or removing the yellowing of the armpits of white t-shirts?

  • Lmfao I wish I had the bravery of these guys��
    When I would go to the gym I’d be worrying is people thought I was tryna lift too much and I barely benched like 35 or 40 ��

  • U powder ur balls? LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL LooooooooooooooooooooL
    Ye I don’t powder ma balls.

  • hey cam the shehvoo is something that you can use everyday because it’s not like a regular shampoo you can use it and it doesn’t strip your hair if it’s natural oils and make it dry

  • Can you do a video on what to do when your hair is curly, but bangs are straight? My bangs are too short right now to wear curly and I feel like there is nothing I can do with them.:( Love your videos! Thanks for sharing your uplifting how-to’s.

  • After some time, that odor just can’t be washed away.
    Get inexpensive gym clothes and when the odor comes kicking in, get new ones.

  • In Asia they don’t accept this kind of bullshit especially with their strict dress code! No sports clothes, they kick you out from the gym! This has to be America

  • Alright, you guys have asked for this video so much so here it finally is:) If you’re gonna have a serious workout regimen, then you need to have a serious curly hair refresh routine to go with it! haha I hope you enjoy!

  • im sorry cameron but that shampoo is bullshit u just have to add oil in ur regular shampoo and there you have it a diy sheevoo shampoo

  • As a soldier who only has two pairs of PTs rolling around in the grass doing PT every morning and sweating from head to toe, I think I might buy this (as well as two more pairs of PTs) also we only have two washers and 2 hours for the entire floor of like 32 people.